earth balance love

hotsaucerules — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 03:41:22 +0000

i love my condiments, no doubt. but earth balance straight out of the tub? wow. there is some condiment love.

we have concealed the subject’s identity for their own protection.

your secret is safe here at condiments alone and together.

it was delicious.

vero — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:27:29 +0000

i ran out of pita and ate my hummus and baba ghanouj alone. can you blame me? no, no you cannot.

Vegenaise…makes it better

vegenaise — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:56:45 +0000

We all feel blue sometimes, but Vegenasie…makes it better.

Ode to Vegenaise

Vegenaise, with your flaxen hair

I can only thank you for making my

tomato sandwiches in the summer time

taste like barefooted children.

nutritional yeast

vero — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:40:38 +0000

today at work i made popcorn and i ate the extra nutritional yeast and salt at the bottom.

YUM.

Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad

hotsaucerules — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:06:38 +0000

Though some condiments seem to stay fresh for ever, watch out for that mustard thats followed you from the last 3 apartments you’ve lived in. A reference we could all use. Thanks to Danielle for the link.

http://backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html

1
My
Mayonnaise
3 months

2
S
Salt
N/A

3
H
Hollandaise
1 day

4
B
Butter
1.5 months

5
Mw
Miracle Whip
3 months

6
Hu
Hummus
1 week

7
Od
Onion Dip
2 weeks

8
Tt
Tartar Sauce
3 months

9
V
Vinegar
3-5 years

10
M
Mustard
6-8 months

11
K
Ketsup
5 months

12
P
Pepper
4 years

13
Be
Bernaise
2 days

14
Ga
Garlic Sauce
1 day

15
Cc
Cream Cheese
2 weeks

16
Ti
Tahini Sauce
1 month

17
Bl
Bleu Cheese
2 months

18
R
Ranch
2 months

19
Pb
Peanut Butter
4 months

20
Lx
Lox
2 weeks

21
Pi
Pickles
6 months

22
Po
Pearl Onion
8 months

23
Cr
Croutons
2 months

24
Cs
Cocktail Sauce
6-8 months

25
Fi
Fish Sauce
5 months

26
Ym
Yellow Mustard
6-8 months

27
Ci
Chili Sauce
6-8 months

28
Sg
Sugar
2 years

29
Gc
Guacamole
2 days

30
Ws
White Sauce
2 days

31
Sc
Sour Cream
3 weeks

32
Th
Special Sauce
2 months

32A
Th
1,000 Island
2 months

33
Ma
Marmalade
2 months

34
V
Vegemite
2 months

35
Sy
Syrup
8 months

36
Re
Relish
6 months

37
Go
Green Olive
9 months

38
Ln
Lemon
2 months

39
Gs
Green Salsa
2 months

40
Sw
Sweet n Sour
4-5 months

41
Gm
Germ. Mustard
6-8 months

42
Ss
Steak Sauce
1 year

43
Nu
Aspartame
N/A

44
G
Gravy
3 days

45
Ch
Cheese Sauce
1 week

46
Wc
Whipped Cream
2 weeks

47
Vg
Vinaigrette
2 months

48
F
French
2 months

49
J
Jelly
4-5 months

50
Nt
Nutella
4 months

51
Fu
Fudge Sauce
6-8 months

52
Hr
Horseradish
6-8 months

53
Jñ
Jalapeño
6 months

54
Oo
Olive Oil
6 months

55
Rs
Red Sauce
2 months

56
Sf
Stir-Fry Sauce
8 months

57
Dj
Dijonnaise
6-8 months

58
Ts
Taco Sauce
2 years

59
Xx
Saccharin
N/A

60
Au
Au Jus
3 days

61
Cz
Cheese Wiz
N/A

62
Mg
Margarine
6 months

63
Ch
Chutney
5 months

64
Hm
Honey Mustard
2 months

65
H
Honey
8 months

66
Pe
Peanut Sauce
8 months

67
Cp
Choc. Syrup
6-8 months

68
Bo
Baco Bits
N/A

69
Pm
Pimento
9 months

70
Ds
Duck Sauce
4-5 months

71
Wu
Worcestershire
1 year

72
So
Soy Sauce
1 year

73
Bq
BBQ Sauce
6-8 months

74
Ta
Tabasco
2-5 years

75
X
Maraschino
N/A

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